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"Hello thanks for the responds,Natasha is my lovely female hyacinth macaw which i am giving out for adoption to any interested and caring person out there.
She is well-socialized and a tame bird very fun loving bird , blood DNA testing,has her registered microchip implant, accurate veterinarian records ,She is so funny ,likes to talk and dance. She is a very playful and have a very extended vocabulary , She says hello, She is very eager to learn and play.
She is looking for a good home because I really don't have the time to teach Her that much.
She will also come with pets' accessories like toys, and some birds food stuffs.She would make wonderful companion in your home.
If you can guarantee me of a safe and nice home,then i will certainly have you re home her,She is so precious to em i cannot really handle her going away but i have no choice i had to do it this way since i just want the best home for her,She is DNA tested,less aggressive,she does not bite and a well talking macaw for that matter,She will be coming with a free cage as well and also all her health records i will be waiting for you to get back to me as fast as possible so that we can start up with the re homing arrangements.
, I will be waiting for your soonest responds as fast as possible.
Thanks and Stay Blessed,
Rev.Sister Vannessa"
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