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Originally Posted by The Outlaw
I'd love to here it from the birds. I know its all part of a great master plan to sabotage the whole new house thing. They are rascals.
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Dear Miss Nancy,
Shhh!!! Don't say that too loud or my Mommy might hear you! That would ruin all our plans!
We don't really want to sabatoge the new house though, we like it. All those square brown things in the kitchen are full of really cool things to play with and we haven't been though even half of them yet! And those brazilian cherry pocket doors to the dining room that Mommy keeps saying how beautiful they are and rubbing when she walks by them, well, they look really tasty and I can't wait to get my beak on them!
I also want to help her with her decorating a little. Won't she be surprised when we sneak into the living room and decorate that ugly ole beige carpet with some wonderful poopy stains? I tried to slip in there yesterday and get started on it but she caught me and said "No birdies allowed in this room." No birdies? Can you imagine? What kind of a room is that?
We did have some fun with her silverware though. I don't know what they use it for but it makes great bombs on those stupid dogs. Mommy keeps looking for her missing teaspoon but I hid it behind one of the big square brown things and I'm not telling her where it is. I'm saving it for a rainy day.
Of course, all us birds are a little put out right now because the dogs got their own yard to play in with a sandbox to dig in and a bunch of ropes on a pole to pull and all we've got is a bunch of plexiglass and metal piled up in the corner of the yard that Mommy keeps telling us is going to be our new aviary. Doesn't look like an aviary to me. And why did those stupid dogs get their play yard first, I'd like to know?
And did you know that ole bird Mickey got toast and jelly and no one even gave us any? He isn't even nice to the humans, won't give them kisses or anything. Hrmph.
I was talking to the little black thing the other day and it must have liked it because it was talking back to me and then she came in the room and took it away from me and started talking to it. I thought she was pretty stingy to do that. She just wanted to keep the talking thing all to herself.
Mommy says I'm a troublemaker but I don't know what she means. I'm just trying to keep everyone entertained and with the way they all laugh at me, I must be doing a pretty good job, huh?
Anyway, I've got lots of plans for this place. I'll be sure to tell my Mommy to keep you updated on them.
Squawkingly yours,
Lola the Lovely
P.S. Being a rascal is a good thing right?