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I didn't know you could be a "closed" farter. Does this mean everything is the old "silent but deadly" type? Personally, I'd rather hear it and be warned rather than be gassed by sneak attack! And I've never heard a bird fart. The old wives tale is that they can't burp or fart, but I don't think that is the truth because nearly every organism with a digestive system gets gas from time to time, including reptiles and fish.
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