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TEXAS

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. :excited:

NEW JERSY

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

FLORIDA

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

CALIFORNIA

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

NEW YORK

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

NEVADA

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

ALABAMA

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. :toofunny:

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

OHIO

It is illegal to get a fish drunk

WASHINGTON

It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

All lollipops are banned.

It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.