[tamaran2]

Post this in your birdroom and read it at least once every week.

In all matters concerning
your health & happiness,
you are smarter than I am.

Forgive me for the stupidities
and the indignities I inflict
upon you in my ignorance.

I will watch you closely and often,
with a keen eye and an open mind,
to discover how I may better
care for you.

I will never force you-through hunger-
to eat food that you find obnoxious

You will be provided with an
abundance of all things at all times
for your enjoyment and health,
insofar as I am aware of those needs.

I will never stop searching for ways to
improve your unnatural environment.

'TIL DEATH DO US PART