Odd things your grey says?

[str8gone]

My 15 year old grey Coco will say Oh Cr@p! whenever she drops something. If you stare at her for a few seconds she will say "what?". She will also bark like a dog then pause and say "What are you barking at??" then start barking again. When I tell our other grey that he is being too loud and he needs to quiet down Coco will say "thats a bunch of cr@p!".

Sam

[sassie]

Hahaha! Greys are to smart for there own good sometimes. I'm pretty sure it will always amaze me the intelligence level they hold - and there beauty

[chamelman]

Our Grey says, "Warden Warden let the bad birdie out"

[oONightFireOo]

I just about died when I heard this...
But I knew a lady who had a CAG and whenever she (the owner) would get out of the shower and walk by his cage in her robe, he'd wolf whisle and would then say "tis tis tis - I'm a dirty bird"....

I would have peed my pants laughing!!
~Kevin

[featherduster]

When my Severe Macaw's are screaming in the morning (or anytime they are sceaming).
My TAG, Sammy will tell them to SHUT UP!
Then he gets personal and says Shut-up Iris or Bopp which-ever is "awking" the loudest...to funny! (in my sons voice of course)

[T.W.]

My grey came with the farting sound effects, but he doesn't exscuse himself!!!!! He watches me clean the whole bird room, and then when I am done, and surveying all of the work, my grey goes, whew!! Like it was so tiring just watching me, ha ha!!! If the other birds are noisy, he yells, knock it off!!!! And they do!!!!!!!

[huntress]

My rescue grey brought allot of things with him. A bouncing ball, a fart followed by Ahh. Coughing, sneezing, and the sad one came out once and only once " I did not hit that G@d Da%#$ Bird!". Then my other grey was being taught to do the owl sound on cue from the breeder, She would say"what does the owl say" whoo whoo. Now he says "what does the owl say" whoo whoo.

[reneemazzoli]

[color="Navy"][center]Well Philly is about 3 to 5 years old we don't know for sure. We have a dog so he mimics everything I say. So far his Vocabulary is pretty big i think.He says I love you, What, Be Quiet, Love,Go Lay Down, Go Potty, Philly Good Boy ( then he answers YA ya and bobs his head. He dances and snaps to the beat. He also says.. Happy Bird, Love you Bird, Hey Baby, COme here, Happy Bird Day to you, Bird Bird Birds the word ( that took about 10 days to get him to learn that) He says a bunch of other things all day long these are our favorites right now. I am currently working on Old Mcdonald Had a farm E i E i O. So far he says O Mc and this morning hr said O Mcdonald but very low like he didnt want me to here it. lol. and he does I O so far for the end. We haave been practicing for about 2 weeks now but not as much time as I usually spend with him on the others. Hope you all enjoyed this.

[ceejjay]

My 7 yr old CAG (Pete) loves to torture the dog, by saying " Hey you, Come here, sit, now go lay down". Poor dog is so confused he looks at the bird like, you talkin to me. He's so funny.

[Gator]

LOL. My CAG tortures our boys by calling them to the other room in my voice. Once they come in, he starts laughing hysterically.