Parrot joke

[corbettsmom]

How about we send in parrot jokes. Here's mine.

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

[Cowgirl Chris]

Now that was funny!!!

[Doubleyolk]

Great

[FairLight]

That's cute!

Corbett looks so content, such a loving and trusting look on his little face!

[Alika]

I'm sure everyone has heard this one, but here goes:

A man has a parrot who will not stop screaming. He tries every trick in the book, but nothing seems to work. Finally, one night, the man gets fed up and sticks the bird in the fridge. The bird stops screaming immediately.

The man says "Oh, no! What have I done!" He opens the fridge and the parrot calmly walks out.

The parrot looks up at the man and says, "I'm sorry, I won't do it again. Now, if you don't mind me asking, what did the chicken do?"

(Yes, yes, I know... bird abuse... but it's just a silly joke)

[Freedomoflight]

What about the robber one?
A robber breaks into the house and the parrot starts squaking- jesus is watching you, jesus is watching you. The robber turns to the bird and starts to make small talk to shut the bird up. He says, whats your name? the bird replies, Moses. The robber says, now who in the world would name their parrot Moses? The parrot shoots back- the same people who name their rottweiler Jesus!

[smallonion]

Originally Posted by FairLight

That's cute!

Corbett looks so content, such a loving and trusting look on his little face!

You should see it in person! it's even sweeter. Corbett closes his little eyes and looks like he's in ecstasy. (Corbettsmom is my mom too, btw)

Michele

[FairLight]

Originally Posted by smallonion

You should see it in person! it's even sweeter. Corbett closes his little eyes and looks like he's in ecstasy. (Corbettsmom is my mom too, btw)

Michele

That's awesome! What a wonderful love to have in common. I think bird people are very unique and to share that with your Mom is really special!
:o)