What is the funniest thing your bird has ever said?

[bthomas]

I was just sitting here reading some old posts and some peoples fids have said the funniest things!!! Has your fid or fids ever said anything that was so hilarious you couldnt stop laughing? I know the funny stories are out there so lets here 'em!!!

[JavaJoy01]

Originally Posted by bthomas

I was just sitting here reading some old posts and some peoples fids have said the funniest things!!! Has your fid or fids ever said anything that was so hilarious you couldnt stop laughing? I know the funny stories are out there so lets here 'em!!!

Let's see, we have two talkers... Sampson our Macaw says "owww that hurts". He's got sharp claws and when he flies on me I say that...

The evil green one that we call Brock (our quaker) has learned to do a maniacal laugh. His fav time to do this is after he bites you. Not to long ago my sister in law was over and presented her finger to him to step up. Instead he bit her and then laughed.

[my-africangrey-echo]

Well Echo will shout Hey who farted.

[CoupeBabe]

My Timneh (bless him he's still in England) would shout 'SH*T' at the top of his voice whenever he dropped something!

He was also heard to say 'Right thats it, I'm covering you up now' - something we'd never said to him !!!

Demonic, maniacal laughter for no good reason

..... and he'd say 'Meow ..... SHUT UP !!!!'


................ I have to say the list is endless !!!

[4HAND]

When someone goes in the bathroom around here Cheddy says "Go Poop?" over and over untill they come out.He learned to say this when we were potty training him.We're used to it but it always cracks up company. Apparently even sun conures can talk in context.
Tena

[sspingler]

Our 2 yr old gray (Tazzie) says........."damn it, no potty mouth, your gonna get in trouble"

[bthomas]

haha all of those are hilarious!!! i wish Samba could talk...

[jjones1719]

Hello everyone, I have a 2 year old Male Eclectus who cracks me up. I hope you find this as funny as I do, My Eclectus ( Guapo ) was potty trained, where ever we are in the house and as long as he can fly to his cage or to one of the many perches I have set up for him, he will flutter to do his business, ( I have his wings clipped ) but while flying he yells WOOOO HOOOOOOOO only when he is in flight. The other thing he did just the other day I had an almond in my hand and I never feed him by hand, I normally put his treats in his dish or in his toys that I have, but one day I desided to hold the almond in my hand. Guapo not being used to me feeding him by hand would not touch the almond. Almonds are his favorite. He kept looking back at me, then the almond, back at me, and without me ever saying to him, he said ( Is it Good ? ), I about fell on the floor because not only did he say this for the first time, never me teaching him to say that and he used this phase in the correctly moment. it just made me laugh. JJones1719

[KimM]

This is one of his funniest I posted on macaws page and another one titled Newton helping mom with the laundry. Check them out. This one is titled What a Booger!

I don't know about your babies right now, but mine is going through a molt and boy, is he being a booger!

My mom comes everyday while I'm at work to let my dog out and give Newt a treat and talk to him.

I talked to her last night and she said yesterday, she came to the house as usual and went to give Newt his banana. She said he snatched it out of our hand and threw it on the floor and said "Apple". So she said "OK, Gramma will get you an apple." She walked to the cage with his apple and handed it to him. He snatched it out of her hand and threw the apple on the floor.

My mom told Newton. "You're being mean to Gramma. That's not very nice."
He promptly told her.. "SHUT UP!"

She said she was laughing so hard because she could not believe he said that. I was not thrilled with his little temper tantrum, but at the same time was amazed that he used that phrase in the correct context.

Newt and I had a serious chat last night about his behavior.. Today his "attitude" is better...

[KimM]

Originally Posted by my-africangrey-echo

Well Echo will shout Hey who farted.

ROTFLMAO. My brother and nephews would get the biggest kick out of that! It's a guy thing.. LOL