A bird funny

[SunMommy]

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
'New house, new madam.'

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication ,
but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw and said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Harvey
came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi Harvey'

[my-africangrey-echo]

Very good I really did lol

[Ashling]

LOL BUSTED! HAHAHAHA! Wha a cute bird: new madam.

[birdsnreps]

LMFAO!!! thats a good one!!

[bubbalori]

i have a bird joke too

there is this woman at a pet shop
the petshop owner talks her into buying this parrot
he says she is a very well behaved parrot u could take her anywhere
so the woman buys the parrot
and goes to church that sunday
iin the middle of the sermin the bird yells out its bloody cold in here
all embarrassed the woman take the bird back to the petshop and tells the owner what happened
he says oh that sometimes happens when she is in a new area
he said when she does this take her by the legs swing her over ya head and put her back on ya shoulder
so the lady goes off back to church the following sunday
in themiddle of the sermin the bird says its bloody cold in here
so the woman takes the bird by the legs swings it over her head then puts her back on her shoulder
the bird says its bloody windy too
heheheh

[Okanairda]