"You had to clean it off WHAT?"

[guest1717171]

Originally Posted by Flappuccino

How could I not feel POOP IN MY EAR!!!!!!

i wonder the same thing
i have had it smeared all on the side of my hand...and im like wtf? how did i not feel that?

getting it smeared on my hand is awesome because then i manage to get it on everything possible
me, the couch, my PILLOW, the ice box door, the remote

[xafsmom]

The most amusing (to me) bird poop incident I know of is my sister's wedding. She was having it outdoors and a bird (not mine!) let one go right on the big bow on her butt while she was in the dress. You can't very easily remove runny poop from silk! LOL

When my mother saw the poop, she glared at me! Like, I somehow smuggled a bird in just to poop on my sister lol.


hmph, the marriage didn't last anyway. It was an omen.

[Astrid660]

...there's sh*t from a 'tiel that I'm avoiding as we speak... it's on my laptop.

[Tiffany]

A couple of weeks ago, I was chilling in my bedroom while the fids were out and about. Louie decided he wanted to land on my head. No big deal until I feel something warm and runny in my ear..............

[LolaVive]

Lola was hanging out with me on the couch. I put her on my fingers to re-adjust the blanket... i didn't look what she was perching over... and she pooped right on my brand new blackberry!!! right on the keyboard! haha... it was funny...

[Syaoransbear]

the walls :S

[Tricia Mullins]

Originally Posted by xafsmom

/begins to snicker...

My daughter... *chortles* ...has a (METAL) bunk bed now. One of those cool bed with the futon thingie on the bottom, so she can pretend it's a couch when her friends come over? Well, Tigo was on her bed proper (top bunk) and Meg was on the lower couch. Meg leaned out and said "Tigo peek-a-...." Just as Tigo lets loose with a big macaw poop right in her face.

I peed myself. I had to change my undies. No lie.

I would have paid to see that! LMAO

[yvette]

Beau has pooped on my golden retriever shadow a few times! She is such a laid back dog, it didnt even bother her!!