"You had to clean it off WHAT?"

[Addicted to Tequila]

OK... I need some humor!

What is the strangest place you have ever had "christened" by your little angel?

Sure we can all say shoulders, clothes, cages, carpets, and even furniture and possibly drapes. What about weird places? Or just odd places you did not notice until it was pointed out to you? I want to hear some good stories here... so let the sh** fly!

My two are not so great. One was my dashboard. A visitor at work that did not know I had birds thought a bird had flown in my car from the tree above it and done it.

I keep toys in my purse for the fids when we go out. Apparently I left my purse open and someone was looking to help themselves to finding a coveted "special toy you only get when we are out in hopes it will keep you occupied". Just a word of advice... do not grapple blindly in a purse a parrot has been playing in... BAD idea!

[guest1717171]

i had a nice big poop land in my purse in the car
chickie baby positioned herself just right so as not to poop on me
and not to poop on the poop towel that sits over the middle console

i frequently forget that i have a big wasabi turd in my hair, which is really obvious since my hair is almost black...
and i go somewhere - totally oblivious to the fact

not so much weird as it is confusing:
before i got chickie baby i found a splatter right in the middle of the kitchen
i dont know how it got there. boogie and wasabi only go to the sink for baths and never near the middle of the open kitchen
this was also before boogie could fly so i dunno how the h*ll it got in there

when i had rats i used to find rat raisins (dried poop) in the oddest places too

[KDK241]

I have a couple, one I didn't clean up and one that I still can't figure out. The babies were out one day and Dino managed to poop right on the edge of my soda can...I am SO glad I looked before I drank! The other one is in my jeans pocket and I can't figure that one out for anything. I had the clothes on the bed and they were out but I was sitting there the whole time and no one went near the jeans. I went to the store and put my hand in my pocket and you know the rest. That was nasty!

[kellywess]

I will have to say inside of a shoe. Thats a lovely thing to step into without realizing.

[guest1717171]

yeah i sometimes leave my flip flops near the playstand and since chickie baby prefers to poop off of the edge rather than in the tray (and i havent put on the seed guards YET)
yeah it was all cold and slimy
bhuh

[xafsmom]

/begins to snicker...

My daughter... *chortles* ...has a (METAL) bunk bed now. One of those cool bed with the futon thingie on the bottom, so she can pretend it's a couch when her friends come over? Well, Tigo was on her bed proper (top bunk) and Meg was on the lower couch. Meg leaned out and said "Tigo peek-a-...." Just as Tigo lets loose with a big macaw poop right in her face.

I peed myself. I had to change my undies. No lie.

[guest1717171]

oh thats GREAT
were her friends there when it happened?
buahahahaaaa

[Halo]

Oh my LMAO Go Tigo Go!!

My birds are rather polite I guess although I am notorious for taking my shoes off right next to my desk and the kids and hubby are really good at pushing them right onto Diddle's bath mat we leave under his cage door to catch his dookies and well, I can't tell you how many times I've had to wash my feet!

And Tuck Tuck has dookied on Daddy's pillow and we didn't realize it until the next morning... I thought it was funny!!

[Bellco]

I was doing a lot of laundry the other day so I put everything in the laundry basket and on the top was a towel for my daily shower. The phone rang that morning very early and I had left the phone in my bathroom so I ran with my bird on my finger and went to grab it. So after the phone call I jumped in the shower got out and grabbed the towel. While it felt a little cold didnt really phase me. Then im getting dressed and look in the mirror and apparently he did his business on my towel and I wiped it all over myself. Only on a bird board would I admit this lol. So then I had to take another shower to clean up again lol. Yay morning poops!

[guest1717171]

im glad birds dont mark you with urine like rats do
some really, REALLY liked me and would pee up and down my arms to make sure i knew that i was theirs...