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Old 10-24-2008, 12:39 AM
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Could someone PLEASE come NELP! NELP! my scarlet

Cause he as lost ALL rights to have NELP from me!

He is screaming "NELP, NELP." {at full macaw volume}

I go in and tell him "no it's time to go to bed"

He then tells me "NO! NO nite- nite!"

I try to reason with him....stupid me, huh?

I tell him to eat his dinner and then go to bed...

What does he do...throws his dinner bowl to the floor.

Me: "Fine leave it there, I'll clean it up in the morning"

Him: "NO be nice"

Me: "Bam-Bam its time to eat and go nite-nite!"

Seems to work, he quites down....

Until I hear a huge bang in the floor of the bird room.

I go back in and some how he has managed to undo the water bottle from the OUTSIDE of his cage and water is every where.

Kiwi is screaming " NO Bam-Bam be nice" "Your bad!"

Pebbles is now screaming "Nelp-Nelp" in stereo with Bam-Bam!

The cockatoos are barking and my little blue front is saying "thats a dog"

Tell me again why we have birds

Oh yea, I remember so we can have 3 year olds throw temper tantrums for 90 years....
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:43 AM
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lmfao
have a stiff drink lol

i would like to know what nelp is
it may be something that the birds know about that we dont...it could be something we're all missing out on
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:43 AM
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oh my goodness!! lol

I mean....it's not funny, that sucks that you had to clean all that water up!!

those cheeky buggers!!!
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:59 AM
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ROFLMBO!!! Bam-Bam is quite the little character I see! And I love the way you relay the story for us!
<sigh> Yep. I can't wait!!!
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:02 AM
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Awwwww. So cute
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:17 AM
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that's too funny.... would've been worth a video
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:24 AM
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Hahahah too funny, why cant mine be that smart....I heard I love you for the first time today from my cockatoo but besides that its all swears and gibberish....no sentences or normal words...at least yours sound normal, mine sound like an insane asylum when they all get going....and the swear like crazy too....
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:57 AM
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oh my god, that's a sitcom in the making! I'd die if I saw that... seriously, make a video next time:)
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:14 AM
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:42 AM
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Oh yea, I remember so we can have 3 year olds throw temper tantrums for 90 years....



OH SO TRUE!!!!! then only 3 mins later they're on yr lap asking for cuddles in such a sweet voice... aaaaahhhhhh thats why we have birds.....
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