Da Baby (carry over from lounge thread)

[Halo]

LMAO TMI.... but still darn funny!!!!

I really think that "peeing when you laugh/cry/sneeze/burp/breathe" should be on the front page of "what to expect when you're expecting". Better yet, put it on condom packages... it sure would have kept me from having kids!!!

Off the subject I know... sorry!

[guest1717171]

lol yes...ill be wearing depends before too long i just know it
joshua's giant cranium on my bladder all that time was NOT good

[Tom Lawless]

Hey Robyn, if he is active full time army you may be able to garnish his wages for your support. I think they take that stuff pretty seriously. For my sister her trouble came when her ex left the service.

Just a thought.

[Halo]

ROTFLMAO Try having TWO of them stuffed in there!

I always say this is what I get for only wanting one. No twins in either side of our family. Went to get an ultrasound and the guy says "do twins run in your family?" I said Pleaaaaaaaaaase tell me there isn't two of them. I looked over at hubby and he was grinning like an idiot.

Notice how Tom ignored the tinkle parts...

[Tom Lawless]

Notice how Tom ignored the tinkle parts...

Yeah, thankfully, can't even relate on the worst of days.

If anything, us guys end up dealing with the opposite.

[Addicted to Tequila]

Originally Posted by Tom Lawless

Hey Robyn, if he is active full time army you may be able to garnish his wages for your support. I think they take that stuff pretty seriously. For my sister her trouble came when her ex left the service.

Just a thought.

They are working on it. It takes 6 weeks to get the military to do the paperwork.
<sigh>

I am working on a new christmas song:
"I'll need a loan for Christmas"

[KimM]

Originally Posted by Addicted to Tequila

<Has PMS this week. Has an ex that is now over $1000 in arrears in child support and she just found out he is back on active duty with the Army and should ALSO be picking up the kid's health insurance. Kid is rather sickly lately and Robyn is VERY sleep deprived.>

<Stands right up...>

Yup... I said it. Anyone have a problem with that?

Ha ha....Oh just wait! You think PMS is bad? Wait til you start menopause. Way more dangerous than PMS in my opinion. I know that's why they have that television show now called "Snapped".

[alwaysontimneh]

Originally Posted by Addicted to Tequila

They are working on it. It takes 6 weeks to get the military to do the paperwork.
<sigh>

I am working on a new christmas song:
"I'll need a loan for Christmas"

It takes the military forever to do anything... it takes 6 months for them to start paying you once you are promoted. Usually though the military is good about making sure that their people are doing what they should when it comes to their outside responsibilities. Something I find funny if you are married to a man/woman in the military and can prove that he/she cheated there is a chance of him/her getting kicked out of the service and other bad things, plus he/she will owe you big time.

I like to remind hubby of that one hehe. I hope that they get your paper work in order soon.

[xafsmom]

You know, I love topic derailing, but NEVER so much as when it seamlessly transitions into peeing, child birth, bladders, military and child support, and has a priest involved in the topic, to boot.

I love you guys! LOLOL

[Addicted to Tequila]

Well...

I figure that it will take at LEAST 2 days before that little snot changes enough for it to be worth a new picture. We have to talk about SOMETHING during that time. Or... we can let the thread go dead and have fun picking on you for not being able to find it due to sleep deprivation.

Anything ELSE you want to B***H about? LOL

We could combine and talk about getting the military to pee on priests that do not pay child support. Would THAT make you happy?
<cocks her brow at Tina>