Someone Help Me!

[Baby5566]

Hello bird friends,

I am having a major problem, the humans wont help me so I just had to speak to you all.
I am very cute as you can see in my cute pictures, I love it when I get attention. All the boys seem to think I'm a cutie, even Guinevere is jealous of my looks *shhh she doesnt know I know.* There's a problem though! There are 2 boys who really like me! One of them is really nice, he became my friend my first day here, and he's really smart. He's small and fat and green and I think that's nice. I like short fat green men, he keeps me company. His friend is the other guy, he's a hunk! He's blue and he's tall and he likes to flirt with me. I tried feeding him and he got mad, so I guess he only likes me because I'm cute, but Zach lets me feed him, he wont feed me though! Why wont he feed me? He's too scared all the other boys will get mad I think. I dont know what to do, stick with the hunk or stay with the smarty? I'm confused, Zach wont feed me and Jack just wants to preen me all day. Someone please, I need advice!

Stay Cute,
Eleanor

[gonefnuts]

well little blue bird I must say you are a cutie, I'm a sun conure and I know I'm attractive but wellllllll let's just say I'm kinda like a momma's bird and I prefer living in my cage alone. Sooooooo about this problem your having, ghezzz most girls would love to get attention from 2 guys flattery will get you everywhere girlfriend. I think you need to swing with the green guy, I think the hunky one is only interested in your cute looks, he's a flirt girl stay away from him. Then again 2 guys hanging over ya ain't a bad thing, what a way to go, not that I wanna see you gone anytime soon. Smart, hunky, both giving you attention, I'd say bring it on, and if they wanna act up give both the boot.!!!!!!!!!!

[kateBird]

Hello hot, sexy Eleanor! we are two "green lil devils" (that's what our mom calls us anyway). duo male green cheek conures to be exact. what about just leaving those two tiny guys and step up to us two hot hunk of green feathers! we will protect you from the biggest macaws (pssst.....im small as a cockatiel, but im as fierce as a lion!). LOL

[Baby5566]

Why thank you for the fan mail!!! I dont understand why, Sun Conure, you like being alone. Cute deserves company!

Hi Green Lil Devils, you guys seem like hunks, but see, there's 2 of you as well. Now I have 4 guys to worry about *sigh* I'm too sexy for my own good.

Stay Cute,
Eleanor

[kateBird]

(mom is just rolling all over the floor laughing...such ODD behavior...hmph...humans!)

[Tiki]

Hi Eleanor!

I feel your pain. You are way too pretty for these little green guys. I am also an extremely attracive blue bird with a sexy purple butt. They say I am a Princess Parrot, but don't let that fool you, I am all boy!

So what do you say, would you like to date a Princess?

Love,
Tjinimin

[homebird]

Hey Eleanor!
How's it flying?
Try asking Mom for: a cage haven for yourself & the guy of your dreams - too bad it isn't me - you'd really like me as I'm quite handsome & have awesome regurgitation skills. I think you just need some time alone to develop your relationship- without all the drama!

Thinking of you,
Laker

PS - you can call any time.

[gonefnuts]

I guess mom keeps me to myself cuz she wants us to be real close, case of insecurity on her part

[Hayabusa]

Hi Eleanor,

Just wanted to write and say you're a real cutie! I really like your colors and see that you're pretty young like me. I'm currently living a bachelor's life in a big cage, and have been taking acting lessons and going to trick learning school, so hopefully Hollywood is in the near future. Watch for me in my new videos, and hope to chat with you soon.

Bye for now,
Pogo

[Baby5566]

Tjinimin- Are you proud that you're a male "princess"? I wish I was a princess too, too bad I'm just a Budgie. Doesnt that sound kind of funny to you? You're the boy and you're a princess and I'm a girl and I'm a Budgie. Hehehe You sure are cute though, I like big boys :D, especially boys with a purple booty!

Laker- Hi cutie! Maybe you can come visit me sometime and feed me? We would have a lot of fun! I love eating!

Sun Conure- You need a woman in your life to feed! Tell her that she's real cute and all but she just doesnt measure up to a cute lady sun.

Pogo- I wish you could visit me, you seem so much like my type. I watch your videos and listen to you and I chirp cause you're cute. My mom says you live far away but she's just a human, what does she know? I noticed you fly, can you get away and come visit me? We'll spend a few nights together, no one will be the wiser. After all, how much do humans know anyway?

Stay Cute,
Eleanor