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Hey, what kind of map is this? Where's your aloha for the middle of the Pacific ocean, huh? See if I'm gonna stick a pin in your stinky old map with no islands in it, yeah, right. Some map that is. No islands. What you thinking? We got parrots. We got lotsa parrots. We got wild parrots even. We got so many parrots, the farmers, they want shoot'em. See, the parrots, they get out wen' we get storm, and they like it here. They get plenty babies. Now we got plenty parrots. They like papaya, mango, pinepple, grapes, the grapes they grow for wine, every kine fruit. They take one little bite, then they go bite the next one, throw the fruit down. Makes the farmers mad, like. So they want shoot'em. So you think mebbe you could put a little dot on your map for put a pin for Hawaii? We got parrots here. Wild parrots, even though the come from someplace else first. They're here now, wild, thousands mebbe. Three, four different kine. Come see.
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