Magic Beer

[LivingFiction]

Magic Beer:

A lady walks into a fancy bar on top of a thirty
story building and sees a really good-looking guy
sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks
him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else
worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the
bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer,
jumps out the window, flies around the building three
times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that
again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building three times, and
comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she
says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the
bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps
out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone
in her body.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
Superman, you're a real a**hole when you're drunk."

[Crebain]

Excellent.

[SWhite]

COOL :)

..........Shea