Name Game

[JTG]

This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not-

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day! What's not to laugh about when your new name is Zippy
Cootershorts

Mine is Zippy Applebrain! LOL What's yours?

[Joel]

Would you believe Snotty Pickle Head..........I didn't ask YOU Crebain!

[The Outlaw]

Zippy Apple Sniffer, here. But, hey, you already knew that

[alleaa]

Zippy Coutie Butt LOL LOL

[Ozgrrl]

Zippy AppleChunks! (hee heeeee)

[Sandi]

Zippy Gizzard-Tush

Too funny!

[crazy4birds]

mine's snotty bubble buns......lol

[Chariclo]

Boobie Bubble Brain!

Too funny!

[Joel]

Boobie Bubble Brain.......My kinda gal !!!!. J/K now.

[Monica]

Zippy Livermouth Gigglesprinkles (well, its suppose to be Zippy Gigglesprinkles Livermouth, but the other sounds better... LOL) It sounds better as well that I've got two last names... I'd hate to be someone that has more than 5 last names! (well, I met one person who did, she had over 10 last names that took her a long while just to say each one... errr....)