Last Bird Comic Standing

[LtlWngdAngl]

If you're anything like me, you've pretty much worn out the bird jokes that you know, and would like some new ones. I thought this might be a shot at some good exchanges of bird jokes....

Bubba and Beau walk into a pet store and buy two budgies.
Later that day, they drive out to the bridge that runs over the river. They get out and Bubba takes a budgie in each hand and walks to the edge.
Bubba jumps and Beau watches over the edge as Bubba falls, tragically, into the river.
Beau scratches his head for a minute, then says "Well, Budgie-jumping doesn't seem like so much fun after all."

*Note: it's a joke, please don't take offense. And, PLEASE, don't try it at home!*

[BirdzRmylife]

LOL... sad but funny joke....
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A Burglar breaks into a house and when upon entering a room he hears a chilling voice. It said "Jesus is watching you"

The Burglar shakes it off, and keeps on loading items into his sac. And once again he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you"

The man looks around, but see's knowone, and he hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching you"

The man quite frightened, jumps around and see's a parrot(We'll say an african grey,lol)on a perch.

The burglar says, you just a parrot! And loads even more items into his sac, and the parrot replied "And Jesus is a rotweiller"

LOL

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What Does a Budgie With No Teeth Do?
Succeed(Suck Seed)
lolololol(Ok so I'm the only one to find this joke funny)

Steven

[LtlWngdAngl]

actually, I found your little joke (on the bottom) funny too.

Okay, here's a corny one...

A guy walks up to a parrot in a pet store and says "Hey, can you talk stupid?"....The parrot replies "Yes, can you fly moron?"

Okay...well, I thought it was funny anyway

P.S.-on my last one, I never said that the budgies didn't fly away unscathed...let's say that they survived