Flight attendants

[Crebain]

Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the
heck? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.

And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue

Why the heck didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[JThw8]

Dear Mr. Clinton
Its been done (kinda, they dont strip) and I think its a lovely idea ;)

http://www.hootersair.com/

[GorgeouslyJealous]

LOL....good one Crebain

[Tiki]

I have done a huge amount of flying in my life and when it comes to air safety, give me well-qualified, experienced flight attendants anyday. When you are 30,000 feet up in the air, do you really want to trust your life to a "Stripper"?

And air travel should be safe and pleasant for men and women of ALL lifestyles and religions.

[kathleen]

Originally Posted by Tiki

I have done a huge amount of flying in my life and when it comes to air safety, give me well-qualified, experienced flight attendants anyday. When you are 30,000 feet up in the air, do you really want to trust your life to a "Stripper"?

And air travel should be safe and pleasant for men and women of ALL lifestyles and religions.

Well, if your dropping from 30,000 feet in the air it doesn't matter it it's a highly experienced flight attendant, a stripper, you're all going down together.

[Crebain]

Originally Posted by kathleen

Well, if your dropping from 30,000 feet in the air it doesn't matter it it's a highly experienced flight attendant, a stripper, you're all going down together.

LOL - Well said Kathleen!