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Old 11-18-2005, 02:38 PM
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Ladies, a true FEMALE joke for your enjoyment!

ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male jokes, there are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, Huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....



"Clean my house."

(YOU GO GIRL!!!)
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Old 11-18-2005, 02:45 PM
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LOL, after that he can clean mine!
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Old 11-18-2005, 03:55 PM
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LMAO,,I loved that joke!! I have to pass it too some friends of mine. by the way where could I meet this man...I have plenty of work to do at my place
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Old 11-18-2005, 04:39 PM
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LOL mine too!
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