Being that were in the gender issue(A poem)

[BirdzRmylife]

I thought I'd post a poem I found on a reptile board.

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing' ".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole friggin thing.

:shock:

Point for the men

[LtlWngdAngl]

<sighs> okay...point there.....but, then again, maybe not. If it wasn't for a girl's voice, then you couldn't hear how wonderful you are as a man....and those 1-900 numbers wouldn't do so well if it didn't have a woman's voice on the other end...right?

Official ruling? Hey, who do we have judging this thing anyway :?:

[Joel]

Way to go Steven, I had you figured all wrong (thought ya were only into slimy skinned creatures instead of smooth skinned ones), keep em coming pal !!!!

What 900#s LWA: Guess we know what you do in your spare time. :)

[Tiki]

Actually, LWA we should FINE them 2 points-one for passing off a poem found on the net in an original limerick writing contest and one for total lack of imagination. They obviously don't have much experience with what a talented woman can do with her mouth! :oops:

Of course I meant singing, whistling, etc.!

(reaches into handbag and pulls out brand new shiny lip gloss, offers it to LWA and Mia) Try some!

Who's keeping score anyway, they should be naked already by now!

[Crebain]

Originally Posted by BirdzRmylife

...'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth. ...Ruined the whole friggin thing.

Yeah, er, well, actually that can come in quite handy at times ... ask me to explain when you're older. :D

[BirdzRmylife]

Crebain, no explainin needed...
You just scarred my virgin ears LOL

[Crebain]

Yes it's true, kissing can be a wonderful experience when you are in love.

[BirdzRmylife]

LOL

[Tiki]

Oh S**t! Don't tell me we just corrupted another minor! At least ONE of the men on here seems to have a clue!

[Joel]

.......Look at Phil try to slink/slither out of that one, will ya!!!!!