Quotes...

[Monica]

For Birds!


Well, I thought some of you might enjoy these... Some of the shorter ones you might be able to use for name-tags, otherwise, enjoy!

• Polynesia: memory loss in parrots.
• Beware of Parrot! (Macaw, Parakeet, etc,)
• Passion for Parrots!
• Cuckoo for Cockatoos!
• The sincerest form of flattery is to be pooped on by a parrot!
• Happiness is talking to my parrot!
• I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
• Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
• It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
• I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
• I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
• God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
• I know why the caged bird sings.
• No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
• I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.
• Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
• Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
• One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
• My Parrot eats better than me!
• My parrot is smarter than your honerole student!
• Money can buy a pretty parrot, but wont buy the love of a bird!
• A parrot doesn't mind if you make a fool of yourself.
• A bird is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.
• The more I see of the representatives of the people the more I admire my birds.
• Every bird isn't a biter, and every biter isn't a bird.
• Birds are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
• Properly trained, a man can make a bird's best friend.
• A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his parrot.
• You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
• Birds Motto: No matter what you did wrong, you can always look innocent!
• Birds Motto: What's yours is mine, and I want it NOW!

[Monica]

Over three years old.... yup, I know! But I like these!

[hollyhawkz]

First time I've had a chance to peruse them. Thanks Monica!