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jimpierce7 · #1 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 05:33 PM

A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.

"When I roar" said the bear, "the forest rumbles."

The lion sniffed.

"When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.

"Oh." Said the chicken.

The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.

The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said

"When I cough, the whole world poops itself."

Gary B. · #2 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 05:44 PM

lol i loved it.

FeathersNFur8 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 06:47 PM

OMG!! Too funny.

Xavier · #4 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 06:54 PM

lol! Too funny!

How about this one?

Sitting on a branch overlooking the parking lot, the pigeons watched as a Mercedes pulled in below them. "What do you think?" one bird said to the other. "Should we put a deposit on that car?"

Tiki · #5 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 08:47 PM

That was cute!

My Kiwi · #6 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 09:49 PM

Dare I say this....but....ummmm, I don't get it

Whole world poops its self

jimpierce7 · #7 (**permalink**) 03-05-2006, 10:31 PM

well ok........I inserted the word "poop" to clean it up..........bird flu, chicken coughing....scares everybody.... I had just gotten done reading an article on the bird flu too so it kinda added a little umpf to it.