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Old 03-05-2006, 05:33 PM
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thought it was funny

A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.

"When I roar" said the bear, "the forest rumbles."

The lion sniffed.

"When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.

"Oh." Said the chicken.

The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.

The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said

"When I cough, the whole world poops itself."

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Old 03-05-2006, 05:44 PM
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lol i loved it.
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OMG!! Too funny.
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:54 PM
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lol! Too funny!

How about this one?

Sitting on a branch overlooking the parking lot, the pigeons watched as a Mercedes pulled in below them. "What do you think?" one bird said to the other. "Should we put a deposit on that car?"
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That was cute!
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Dare I say this....but....ummmm, I don't get it
Whole world poops its self
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:31 PM
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well ok........I inserted the word "poop" to clean it up..........bird flu, chicken coughing....scares everybody.... I had just gotten done reading an article on the bird flu too so it kinda added a little umpf to it.
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Dare I say this....but....ummmm, I don't get it
Whole world poops its self
I am a little embarrassed, but I did not get it either! LOL
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:30 PM
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lol i got it, BUT it took me a sec to get it. lol
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LOL! Thank goodness! I didn't get it either! i DONT FEEL SO BAD NOW. LOL!
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