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03-09-2006, 11:20 AM
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Work vs Prison
Work vs. Prison...
> >Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a >bit clearer.... > >IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. >AT WORK.... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. > >IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. >AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. > >IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. >AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. > >IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. >AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors >for yourself. > >IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. >AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. > >IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. >AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. > >IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. >AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. > >IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. >AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they >deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. > >IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. >AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside >bars. > >IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. >AT WORK..they are called managers > > >Have a Great Day at WORK!     
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03-09-2006, 02:58 PM
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LOL! I'm immediately sending this to my cubicle-bound spouse.
Maybe then we can move back to the UK, where the work hours are shorter, the vacations are longer, and no one has to worry about health insurance.... :-).
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03-09-2006, 05:24 PM
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I NEED a job, but thanks Chris for making me reminding me of how badly I don't want one!
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03-09-2006, 05:32 PM
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I've heard that about "jobs". Thank god I get paid to do what I like!
sort of
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03-09-2006, 07:28 PM
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Geez, my cubicle is more like 6 x 4!
 And we even have to bring our own tea and coffee!
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03-09-2006, 08:39 PM
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My office is actually the copy room with no windows. I refer to it as going back to "my hole"
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