Buttercup Gizzardshorts

[Graehstone]

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a =poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = booby
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Your friend Buttercup Gizzardshorts

[kvnband]

Squeezit Apple Butt

[Vankarhi]

Poopsie Gorilla Chunks??????

[Chariclo]

Booby Bubble Brain :happydaz:

[melster122]

Booby Apple Fanny :oops:

[kathyellen]

Tootie Apple Nose :D

what fun, thanks

[Cindy Q]

We have that book, the kids enjoyed finding out all of our new names.
I am officially Zippy Chicken Chunks
Sounds like a possible quick dinner option :D

[LtlWngdAngl]

zippy bubble shorts

[BirdzRmylife]

Crusty Apple Buns... 8) Sounds Appetizing LOL

[LtlWngdAngl]

LOL...sounds like a Christmas dessert or something