national mental health day!

[jimpierce7]

Today Is National Mental Health day! You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to at least one unstable person !

(Well...my job's done!)

20 Ways To Maintain Mental Health

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk and Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your sentences with, "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..It's Called Therapy...

[homebird]

I sent it out to more than 1.
It almost makes me want to go back to an Office Job - just to try some of this stuff out.
Thanks again Jim - once again you have lightened my heavy heart.

[felisdomesticus]

I've seen that one before but it makes me laugh every single time I read it.

thanks for posting it!

[Irish]

Fantastic, Jim! Sending it off to the spouse right now!

edit: " 8. Don't use any punctuation"

ummm you lose you used punctuation at least I think the apostrophe and the capital at the beginning of the sentence counts as punctuation grins