Smart Engineer

[grandma]

Three guys, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and
an American engineer are working on a project together.

One day they come across a lantern, pick it up and out

pops a Genie.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is a total of three

wishes " says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,

and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever

fertile in Canada ."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in

Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall

around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,

Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there

was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious." Please

tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,

500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.

Nothing can get in or get out, it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, " Fill it with water. "

[RingneckedPrincess]

*falls to the floor laughing*

That's awesome!

Dani