Buttercup Gizzardshorts

[Graehstone]

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a =poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = booby
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Your friend Buttercup Gizzardshorts

[cgrite]

yo! what up!!!

Chim-Chim Appletush....so flattering....;-)

......sounds like my kinda book!

[wildirish]

That's ok mine is Pinky Liver-buns, JOY!!!!!!

[Kevin C]

Squeezit Apple Butt

It's got a nice ring to it

[wildirish]

[Lora, Archer, & Kira]

hahahahahaha! I got that same email from my sister-in-law. I took it to work where everyone has been "renamed"!

Mine was Loopy Applechunks.

[BirdzRmylife]

LOL, mines crusty applebutt... Nice, would sound good on a resume

[Monica]

Errrr...... Umm.... lets see......

Zippy LiverMouth
Zippy GiggleSprinkles
or
Zippy LiverMouth GiggleSprinkles


LOL LOL

Well, that ought to do it! LOL, well, I's gots two last names! LOL

(I think it might be worse if we included our middle names! lol I'd hate to be one of those people that has over 6 middle names, or over 10 last names.... :shock: two people I new, one with too many middle names, n the other with too many last names!)

[Monica]

Oh Hey KEVIN!!! LOL, one of my friends has the same name! He has Squeezit Applebutt as well! LOL Makes me wonder what your last name is.... lol, well his first name is Dave!

[mercedes and al]

Since it said to use the first name,mine's Dorky Gigglehiney... :shock: I don't know if that would look good on my diploma.. :? But I'm sure there will be a lot of people who will be "LOL" at the graduation...

Elaine