Aaahhhhahahahaha!!!

[gbird]

March 7, 2007

OJ Simpson might be Dannielynn's father

The always classy OJ Simpson is "throwing his hat into the ring" and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:

"He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."

Simpson also allegedly told him:

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

I'm not sure if OJ Simpson is even a person anymore. Every time he's in the news he sounds like some sort of evil mythological being.

If you asked a group of children if they knew who OJ Simpson was they'd probably tell you he was just a story their parents made up to scare them into behaving. Like the boogyman, only less believable.

[Tullysmom]

That guy is completely disgusting. Just when you think he can't get any worse he has to go and prove you wrong.

We used to have a few ducks, they were named after the three stooges. Anyway, Curly kept killing his friends, it was bizarre. I had never seen anything like it. So my oldest son, who was 12 at the time said, "I think we should change his name to O.J. He keeps killing everyone and he doesn't even care!" So we switched his name to O.J. In the end the coyotes killed him.

What goes around comes around.

[ROYJOY]

OJ is the boogie man, and should be fed to the cyotes!

[GlendaNS]

Why would ya'all want to give the poor coyotes a bellyache?

[catschair]

He is scum....but was some kind of ball player, back in the day!