Raisin bread

[Graehstone]

" Raisin bread "

A general store owner hired a young female clerk with a penchant for wearing very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread he had a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man said politely.
The clerk nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf.
The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had surmised he would be.When she descended the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he was having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requested his own loaf of raisin bread so that he could continue to enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seemed to catch the eye of another male customer.
Pretty soon each person was asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk was tired and irritated and thinking that she was really going to have to try this raisin bread for herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stopped and fumed, glaring at the men standing below.
She noticed an elderly man standing amongst them staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yelled,"Is yours raisin too?"
"No," croaked the feeble old man...."But it's startin' to twitch."

:oops: :shock: 8) :D

[BirdzRmylife]

umm... ew lol!!!

[sweetie&meli]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer...

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 4 x 4 cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers...



i found this one so true