just for giggles

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TO ANY OF THE GENTLEMEN HERE AT BB, THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND YOU, THIS IS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH UR BUTT OFF TOO!

Summer Classes for Men
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday April 28, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PAR TICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!

[Amie]

HAHAHAHAHA. My favorites?

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

[ROYJOY]

guess i wont be needing any of these classes, as the only woman under my roof is Ruby.

[red192]

Good for you Roy hehehehe

[Gucci]

My husband says the answer to #10 is "No"...

[Courtzrocks]

HAHAHA i love the toilet seat one!! please tell my bf it doesnt matter how late or tired he is that its not hard to get it in the bowl...ya dont see me sitting on the floor peeing.

[red192]

Originally Posted by Courtzrocks

HAHAHA i love the toilet seat one!! please tell my bf it doesnt matter how late or tired he is that its not hard to get it in the bowl...ya dont see me sitting on the floor peeing.

thank you! nothing worse than waking up at 4:14 a.m. go potty and it's wet and NOT from the cats playing in the toilet! ! !

[red192]

Originally Posted by Gucci

My husband says the answer to #10 is "No"...

I DONT EVEN TRY!

[birdsnreps]

hahaha, im just LMAO over here!! both at the jokes and the previous comments, hehehe!! my hubby will die before he asks for directions, UGH!!

[Courtzrocks]

So will my boyfriend, I can read a map better than him but he wont admit it. He gives shocking directions too but when he's driving and I am giving directions we get there so much faster....left is NOT the same thing as right!!!