Valentines Day

[GorgeouslyJealous]

Anyone out there spending that day solo like me? Kinda sucks but I will survive. Who needs a man right?

1.Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the poop out of you.

2.Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..

4.Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.Men are like Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6.Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7.Men are like . Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8.Men are like Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like . ... Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12.Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!















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