Best Tee Shirt Slogans, ever

[The Outlaw]

CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE!
BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

(front) 60 IS NOT OLD!
(back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

I'M STILL HOT!
IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT!

LIFE IS SHORT...
MAKE FUN OF IT.

I'M NOT 50!
I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

(front)I NEED SOMEBODY BAD!
(back)ARE YOU BAD?

PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

BUCKLE UP!
(IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.)

I AM NOT A SNOB!
(I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.)

IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD!
I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE!

KEEP STARING...
I MAY DO A TRICK.

WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS!
THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED!

MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING!
ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE"
I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.

LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WON'T HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

IN GOD WE TRUST!
ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH

[jaimeof69]

that made me laugh

[crazy4birds]

those one's r soooooooooooo funny my favourite one is the exercise one hehehehehehe

[BirdzRmylife]

LOL, I saw a different variation(Wordwise), of one of those T-shirts in South Carolina!

"I'm not arrogant,
I'm just better than you" LOL!

This was like right beside a little store selling voodoo dolls, lol!
Steven

[crazy4birds]

I thought u lived in canada steven :? ....im soooo confused


~rose

[BirdzRmylife]

Hey Rose,
YUP, I do live in Canada... but in March, it was Spring Break for Canadians(A week off school,yeeeha)... so my family and I went to Georgia. And on the way backhome, we stopped off in Charleston, South Carolina!

So there ya go, you thought right :)
Have a good night,
Steven

[crazy4birds]

*PHEW* im not confused any more steven...thnx..i was freakin' out