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Old 07-29-2008, 01:33 AM
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Girlie Wisdom - For all us women out there!

Got this in email today.. Thought it was cute.

Girlie Wisdom!

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
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Old 07-29-2008, 02:58 AM
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LOL at the last one!!!
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oh yeah...thats a good one!
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"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." LOL!!!
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:49 AM
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"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." LOL!!!
Oh yea. LOL I can relate to that one! I'm going through the change and my body just says, "Lose weight!? Are you kidding me?"
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Hahaha love it...although i must admit that sometimes i dont eat...and its not cos i forget...its cos im too lazy to get up and find something...Now that it lazy lol.
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Hahaha love it...although i must admit that sometimes i dont eat...and its not cos i forget...its cos im too lazy to get up and find something...Now that it lazy lol.
Lazy, thats what they call the new diet
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