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Old 08-05-2008, 01:09 AM
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The Mayonnaise Jar - Words of Wisdom

Got this in my email. Thought it was some good words of wisdom for life.

The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem
Almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar
And 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in
front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large
And empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students
! If the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar.
He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open
Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked
The students again
If the jar was full..
They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand And poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded
With an unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced
Two cups of coffee from under the table
And poured the entire contents
Into the jar, effectively
Filling the Empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor,
As the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that
This jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - Family, children, health,
Friends, and Favourite passions -- Things that if everything else was
lost And only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter Like your job, house, and
car.

The sand is everything else --
The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,'
He continued,
'there is no room for
The pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time
And energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for
The things that are
Important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things
That are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take! time t o get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

Take time out with your friends.

There will always be time
To clean the house
And fix the washing machine.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand
And inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for A couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
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Way cool! I read something along that line in a James Patterson book recently. However, he likened our lives to balls being juggled. Things like cars, jobs, bills, etc are rubber balls that can bounce and easily be replaced. Our health, happiness, family and friends are glass balls. When those are dropped, they can shatter and never be replaced.... Don't be afraid to let go of the balls that bounce, but hold tight to the ones that are fragile....
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Nice, love it, emailing it!
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