Bigfoot Found**shot And In The Freezer** Lol!!!

[Bal]

Two Georgia men claim to have found in the northern woods of that state something that has been often reported but never proven to exist: a Bigfoot.

They say they have a body, photos of the body, and DNA evidence — some or all of which will be revealed this Friday, Aug. 15, at a press conference in Palo Alto, Calif.

If the group does have a Bigfoot carcass (and if they actually show the body, instead merely displaying photographs of a supposed body), then perhaps scientists will take note. Still, it's not clear how, exactly, the group will prove that what they have is a Bigfoot. Because there is no comparison specimen, there is no DNA analysis that can definitively identify Bigfoot tissue.

Readers may recall the much-hyped press conference held on May 30, where a man claimed he would provide "definitive proof" of alien visitation. His "proof" turned out to be a short fuzzy video clip of what he said was an alien head outside his window trying to ogle his teen daughters. Needless to say, top scientists were not awestruck by his evidence

Updates:

[red192]

Good Grief! I might find the Water Horse in my Lake if I look hard enough! LOL Geeeeze
Surprise they haven't "MOUNTED" it yet! LOL That's a Keeper there buddy!

[macawlover]

It's amazing what people will do for attention these days...
Hey, so THAT'S where my brother went!

[Amie]

Personally, I like the nasty innards all clean and pink sticking out of his abdomen. I mean, score one for thoroughness.

[Bal]

i know eh^

[Bal]

more details:

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

[B CAMP]

We will know fri make sure you tell us. Did they kill it or just find it. There have been a lot of speices that someone killed the last one,way to go mankind

[Bal]

yeah I will^

the story is pretty funny...here it is.... two rednecks supposedly came across the "Bigfoot" in the woods. which they probably SHOT. but that's not clearly stated in any of the articles I've seen. some say they were BIGFOOT Trackers.

[Addicted to Tequila]

I has question...

Why did they freeze then defrost "it"?
Were they saving it for stew and decide they could buy ready-made dinty moore with the publicity proceeds?

[Bal]

lol who knows^ all questions like that would probably be answered in the Press Conference Tomorrow .

Ill post the video when its available.