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Old 12-12-2008, 06:53 PM
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My man was feeling the holiday spirit

and I couldn't help but share with ya'll...

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A African Grey in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten loads a-poop,

Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven peepers piping,

Ten loads a-poop,

Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve more damn Bird bites,
Eleven peepers piping,

Ten loads a-poop,

Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.

Love John
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Old 12-13-2008, 02:49 AM
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Oh dear....I hope that is just a poem and John did not really bring home all those fids. Clever man, with a serious case of MBS (wonder where he caught that Tracy!).

Thanks for sharing.
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Old 12-13-2008, 06:53 AM
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now thats just too cute!!
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Old 12-13-2008, 08:30 PM
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hahahaha....wonderin where John got his lyrics from!
too funny....and kinda cute that he sent it along...
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Old 12-13-2008, 10:34 PM
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Love the Bloody Fingers...LOL

Great job!!
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Old 12-13-2008, 10:50 PM
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lmbo! tooo funny
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