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My man was feeling the holiday spirit
and I couldn't help but share with ya'll...
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A African Grey in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten loads a-poop,
Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven peepers piping,
Ten loads a-poop,
Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve more damn Bird bites,
Eleven peepers piping,
Ten loads a-poop,
Nine Fids a-dancing,
Eight bags of Nuts,
Seven Birds a-bathing,
Six Macaws a-screwing,
Five Bloody fingers,
Four squawking birds,
Three Scarlet hens,
Two fertile eggs,
And a African Grey in a pear tree.
Love John
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