Fun from the Classified Ads

[danforth3]

Today I received in the email some fun stuff found in the classified ads. Hope you enjoy.
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful
little dog. Bites

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FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

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FREE PUPPIES...

Part German Shepherd,

part stupid dog

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

Neutered. Speaks German.
Free

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been
out awhile.

Better be a reward.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

Also 1 *** bull for sale

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NORDIC TRACK $300

Hardly used, call Chubby

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer
$300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

45 volumes Excellent condition! $1,000 or best offer.

No longer needed. Got married last month.

Wife knows everything.

[Crebain]

I knew the "encyclopedia" one was coming - a classic! Liked the Yorkie one too! Thanks for posting.